Thompson Tales: Fun Christmas Email

I got this email from my mom. I thought it was so funny. So here is a little humor for the stressful holiday season.

The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up for a couple of weeks now. They are up now, and for some reason she will not talk to me.

Cherished Quotes by the Kids

I was brushing my teeth letting the water run when Graham, pointing to the water said, "Uh Mom? Is that really necessary?"
David to Morgan: You have strong muscles. Morgan: No, I have ladies muscles.
Graham and Carmen were playing with some dinosaur figurines when Carmen whined out, "No! Mom! Graham is trying to kill my guy!" Graham then said calmly, "Carmen, it's just their instinct."
We were in the car when Morgan said, "I smell the North Pole!"
I was getting dressed one morning when Carmen saw my baby belly and said, "Uh, Mom? Did you have a lot to eat??"
I was busy painting when Morgan came in and said, "Mom, I'll give you $20 if you play with me."
Pointing at the steepest waterslide at Seven Peaks, Carmen said: "I will dare to ride that one when I'm 88." I then explained to her that not even her great-grandma's are 88.
Graham: "A tongue is a stick of muscle with tons of tastebuds on it."
Morgan whispering to Granny: "Granny, you are a nice person."
Carmen: "Graham, you are the best big brother....even though you are my only brother, I still love you."

Thompson Tales

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Fun Christmas Email

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